CD 1

• Previously 0:43
• Arthur Clark's a dark horse 2:18
• Benny the Boxer 2:48
• Knickers off in Mykonos 3:18
• The laptop lifter 3:13
• Waffle woman 3:24
• Christine's clothes 3:17
• She's a worky ticket 2:21
• El combanchero 2:41
• Señor Benidorm 2:55
• Richard Clayderman's a creep 3:58
• Until next time.... 2:15
• Benny the Boxer (Karaoke Version) 2:46
• Waffle woman (Karaoke Version) 3:25
• Richard Clayderman's a creep (Karaoke Version) 3:59